8 3 3 m i n d c o n t r o l

WARNING: Not recommended for those with mental problems or in altered states of consciousness.
My Mind is Under Control


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You will use your Mind Control Leaflets and Reality Stickers, which come with your shirt, as tools for expanding Mind Control Telephone's ever-widening sphere of control over the planet.
Your Final Command







You will use your Mind Control Leaflets and Reality Stickers* as tools for expanding Mind Control Telephone's ever-widening domain.
*Included with your shirt

Better Living Through Mind Control


MIND CONTROL
MOIST TOWELETTES
Moisture not included


MIND CONTROL
REAILTY STICKERS

Hang Mind Control Telephone around your neck

3D Clock
Comes with 3D Glasses
MIND CONTROL LEAFLETS
