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WARNING: Not recommended for those with mental problems or in altered states of consciousness.

You will use your Mind Control Leaflets and Reality Stickers, which come with your shirt, as tools for expanding Mind Control Telephone's ever-widening sphere of control over the planet.

You will use your Mind Control Leaflets and Reality Stickers* as tools for expanding Mind Control Telephone's ever-widening domain.

*Included with your shirt

Better Living Through Mind Control

MIND CONTROL

MOIST TOWELETTES
Moisture not included

MIND CONTROL

REAILTY STICKERS

Hang Mind Control Telephone around your neck

3D Clock

Comes with 3D Glasses

MIND CONTROL LEAFLETS