WARNING: Not recommended for people with a history of mental problems or those in altered states of consciousness.

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Do Not Click

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Pick it up

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Better Living Through Mind Control

Mind Control Moist Towelettes

(Moisture not included)

3D Clock



Hang Mind Control Telephone Around Your Neck

Stickers, Leaflets & Bookmarks Bundle



Ensconce Your Torso in Mind Control