WARNING: Mind Control Telephone is NOT recommended for people with a history of mental problems or those in an altered state of consciousness.

1. 

Now that your mind is under control, your mission is to ensnare others into Mind Control Telephone's ever-expanding sphere of control.

COMMAND 1
You are to leave Mind Control Leaflets in random places for unsuspecting passersby to find.

COMMAND 2
You will ensconse your torso in Mind Control apparel so that your friends will want to call Mind Control Telephone.

COMMAND 3
You are not to reveal that your mind is being controlled, nor will you disclose Mind Control's master plan for taking control of the planet (which will be revealed to you momentarily).

Mind Control Leaflet

Shirts are 100 Cotton and
come with 10 Mind Control Leaflets