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Stickers / Leaflets  8.50

Torso Covering  20

Moist Toweletts*  10
*Moisture not included

Tie  35

Use these products to lure others into Mind Control Telephone's ever-expanding realm of control

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Poster Calendar 20

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WARNING: 
Mind Control Telephone is not recommended for those with mental issues or a history of erratic behavior

Further Commands
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is taking over

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Do Not Click

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is taking over

Your Next 3 Commands

Pick it up

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is taking over

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(Moisture not included)

3D Clock

$5.95

$34.95

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$24.95

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