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 LURE OTHERS into Mind Control Telephone's ever-expanding realm of control 

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Leave in Random Places
Mind Control Leaflets
50 pack 10.00

Mind Control Moist Towelettes*  10.00
*Moisture not included

Hang Mind Control Around Your Neck Mind Control Tie 35.00

Adhere These Everywhere
Mind Control Stickers
50 pack 15.00

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Mind Control
3D Clock 65.00 

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Ensconce Your Torso in Mind Control  20.00

Poster Calendar 20

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WARNING: 
Mind Control Telephone is not recommended for those with mental issues or a history of erratic behavior

Further Commands
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is taking over

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Do Not Click

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Your Next 3 Commands

Pick it up

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(Moisture not included)

3D Clock

$5.95

$34.95

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$24.95

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