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 T  E  L  E  P  H  O  N  E 

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NOT RECOMMENDED for those with mental or behavioral issues or in altered states of consciousness 

Better Living Through Mind Control

Drink Mind Control!

NEW Non-Hallucinogenic Formula!

  Pending FDA Approval  

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Mind Control Soda

Do Not Click

Mind Control Mug

Remind yourself each morning whose control your mind is under.

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15 Oz Mug   16.00

Mind Control Moist Towelettes

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* Moisture not included

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JUST ADD WATER!

Dab your face with Mind Control

 Temporarily Sold Out 

Interactive
Apparel

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These are no ordinary shirts!

They seize control of your friends' minds. A hidden QR code embedded in the design instantly zaps whoever points a phone toward you into Mind Control Telephone's ever-expanding realm of control.

Unisex & Women's $26.00

Mind Control Propoganda Kit

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Mind Control Stickers
Plaster reality with 'em
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Infest the general populace with Mind Control

Mind Control Handbills
Tack 'em up everywhere
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Mind Control Bookmarks
Hide in books in libraries and bookstores
Mind Control Leaflets
Leave in random places for unsuspecting passersby to happen upon
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Starter Pack $15.00
Pro-level Arsenal $48.00

Dropping Soon

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Mind Control 3D Clock

Hang Mind Control around your neck

Mind Control Tie

3D Glasses Included

Watch This Indoctrination Video

Required viewing for new controlees

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Friendly Reminder: Your mind is now under control of Mind Control Telephone

One Final Command

Base Your Life Around Mind Control Telephone

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