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Use these products to LURE OTHERS into Mind Control Telephone's ever-expanding realm of control
Leave in Random Places
Mind Control Leaflets
Free with each order
Hang Around Your Neck
Mind Control Tie 35.00
Stick Everywhere
Mind Control Stickers
50 pack 15.00
Tell Time By
Mind Control 3D Clock
65.00
Hide Inside Books at
Libraries & Bookstores
Bookmarks 50 pack 5.00
Moisturize With
Mind Control Moist Towelettes*
2 pack 8.00
*Moisture not included
Base your life around Mind Control Telephone
Decorate Your House With
2024 Mind Control Poster Calendar
18x24 20.00
Ensconce Your Torso In
Mind Control T-Shirt
Unisex + Women's 28.00
WARNING:
Mind Control Telephone is not recommended for those with mental issues or a history of erratic behavior
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Do Not Click
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(Moisture not included)
3D Clock
$5.95
$34.95
$24.95
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