The Nun Song
She told me she was a Buddist, but I thought she said a nudist
The Der Der Song
Caution: Do not listen to this song!
The Ballad of Billy Mays
Now who's gonna sell us Oxyclean?
The Yellow Line
All songs written by Pilliard Dickle, except Bacon Wrapped Double Happiness, Lyrics by Ed Hose, Pilliard Dickle and Michael Dyche
Bacon-Wrapped Double Happiness
It's better'n plain old happiness. Like, twice as good!
Notice how he turns around three times before he sits down