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Use these products to lure others into Mind Control Telephone's realm of control
Mind Control Moist Towelettes *
* Moisture Not Included
Mind Control Soda
New Non-Hallucinogenic Formula!
Do not click
Mind Control Mug
Drink Mind Control
Mind Control Propaganda
Infest the general populace with Mind Control
Wear Mind Control
Mind Control Propaganda
Stickers, leaflets, handbills—everything you need to infest the general populace with Mind Control
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