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Use these products to lure others into Mind Control Telephone's realm of control 

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Mind Control Moist Towelettes *
* Moisture Not Included

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Mind Control Soda
New Non-Hallucinogenic Formula! 

Do not click
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Mind Control 3D Clock

Mind Control Interactive Apparel

Mind Control Coffee Mug

Wear Mind Control

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Mind Control Propaganda
Stickers, leaflets, handbills—everything you need to infest the general populace with Mind Control

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Base your life around Mind Control Telephone

Listen  •   Obey  •   Shop

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