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WARNING: Not recommended for those with mental problems or in altered states of consciousness.

You will use your Mind Control Leaflets and Reality Stickers, which come with your shirt, as tools for expanding Mind Control Telephone's ever-widening sphere of control over the planet.

You will use your Mind Control Leaflets and Reality Stickers* as tools for expanding Mind Control Telephone's ever-widening domain.

*Included with your shirt

Better Living Through Mind Control

Moisture not included

Cell Cover

3D Clock

Includes 3D Glasses

Mind Control Bundle

Mind Control Body Ensconsment Device

Mind Control Leaflets and Stickers

Hang Mind Control Telephone around your neck