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Clickable Clothing!


Anyone who points a phone toward these interactive shirts is instantly zapped into Mind Control Telephone's ever-expanding realm of control. 

Your friends will think they're having fun...unaware they've become operatives in Mind Control Telephone's master plan.

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Each order comes with a bunch of
Mind Control Propaganda


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Mind Control Soda
New Non-Hallucinogenic Formula!

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Mind Control
Moist Towelettes *

* Moisture Not Included

Mind Control Mug

Base Your Life Around Mind Control Telephone

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Where did Mind Control telephone come from? Where is it going? As a new Controlee, you now have access to the master plan.

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