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Use these products to lure others 
to Mind Control Telephone.

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Mount on Your Wall
Mind Control 3D Clock 

Mind Control Leaflets
Leave in Random Places for Unsuspecting Passersby

Mind Control Stickers
Plaster 'em Al Over Reality

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Mind Control Bookmarks
Slip into Books in Libraries & Bookstores

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Cleanse Your Skin With
Mind Control Moist Towelettes*
*Moisture not include

Base your life around Mind Control Telephone

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Decorate Your House With
2024 Mind Control Poster Calendar
18x24 20.00

Hang Around Your Neck
Mind Control Tie 35.00

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Mind Control Soda 
Swallow Mind Control

Drape Your Torso in Mind Control

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These are no ordinary shirts!
A secret QR code embedded in the design takes anyone who points a phone at you to Mind Control Telephone, which instantly seizes control of their mind.

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 It's Clickable Clothing!

Your shirt comes with Leaflets and Stickers you can use to infest the general populace with Mind Control

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