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Use these products to lure others
to Mind Control Telephone.
Store
Mount on Your Wall
Mind Control 3D Clock
65.00
Mind Control Leaflets
Leave in Random Places for Unsuspecting Passersby
Mind Control Stickers
Plaster 'em Al Over Reality
Mind Control Bookmarks
Slip into Books in Libraries & Bookstores
Cleanse Your Skin With
Mind Control Moist Towelettes*
*Moisture not included
4.00
Base your life around Mind Control Telephone
Decorate Your House With
2024 Mind Control Poster Calendar
18x24 20.00
Hang Around Your Neck
Mind Control Tie 35.00
Mind Control Soda
Swallow Mind Control
Drape Your Torso in Mind Control
These are no ordinary shirts!
A secret QR code embedded in the design takes anyone who points a phone at you to Mind Control Telephone, which instantly seizes control of their mind.
It's Clickable Clothing!
Your shirt comes with Leaflets and Stickers you can use to infest the general populace with Mind Control
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